"Arrr, that fair lass from 'The Princess Diaries' be swabbin' the deck o' Hollywood fer Michigan—'Tis a big ol' no to Los Angeles!"
2024-08-21
Arrr, mateys! The fair lass Heather Matarazzo be spillin' her tale on the seas of social media, claimin' she set sail from the glitzy shores of Los Angeles to seek the lush fields of Michigan, where the grass be greener and the treasure’s less buried! Avast, what a change o’ winds!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of one Heather Matarazzo, a lass famed for her role in the fairytale of "The Princess Diaries." This clever wench be shunning the dazzling lights of Hollywood, settin' sail for a quieter life in the land of Michigan! Aye, she be livin' a simpler life with her beloved wife, the jolly jester Heather Turman, amidst nature's bounteous treasures.“Aye, it be true! I’ve dropped anchor in Michigan!” she declared on the mysterious TikTok seas. In a grand decision, she and her partner cast away the bustling shores of L.A., decidin' that a plunderin' life in the big city be naught for them. Though she be far from the golden coast, the lass still hops the ocean blue to make merry in Dublin for her role in the second season of "Wednesday." Aye, she still be dabblin' in the Hollywood waters!
With joy in her heart, she sang praises of her new abode, from apple cider donuts to the art fair in Ann Arbor. “I love our garden and the happy beasts we’ve gathered!” she exclaimed, though she be shy to call herself a "Michigander" just yet. With gratitude in her voice, she said, "I be feelin' mighty grateful for this fine land!" So, raise yer tankards to Heather and her merry life in Michigan, ye scallywags!