Arrr, the Chicago sea dogs lockin' 320,000 wee lads from learnin', feedin' 'em DNC tales instead! What a scallywag!
2024-08-21
Arrr! The scallywags of Chi-town be turnin' the DNC into a teachin' spectacle, supportin' their chosen crew! They be closin' the schoolhouses for 320,000 young buccaneers just to hoist the Democrat flag high, savvy? A fine way to mix politics with education, me hearty!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of Vice President Kamala Harris and her matey, Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota, who be yellin' about their grand plans for education at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago this week!But lo and behold, the schools be emptier than a pirate's treasure chest! Aye, the good folks of Chicago be keepin' 320,000 young scallywags at home, all to watch the political shenanigans unfold instead of hittin' the books. Meanwhile, the teachers be draggin' themselves to work for some so-called "professional development," while the Chicago Teachers Union be cartin' 'em off to watch Harris on the big screen!
Now, I can't help but chuckle, fer these rascals worry more 'bout a convention than they do fer St. Patrick's Day, where the streets be overflowin' with merry revelers! And if ye look close, ye'll see the schools be in a right sorry state, with less than 10% of young buccaneers proficient in reading and math!
So, as the convention be takin' place, remember this: while they prattle on about education, the real treasure—our children's learnin'—be buried deep beneath the politics. Yarrr, what a jolly ol' mess!