Arrr, Convention Insider: Lauren Underwood be feelin' as snug as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder in Chicago!
2024-08-21
Avast! The fair congresswoman be anchor'd in her own port, drawin' in sorority lasses and young scallywags like a treasure map! Aye, she be a selfie magnet, snappin' pics faster than a cannonball flies! Arrr, the landlubbers be lovin' her, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tales of a congresswoman, bold as the fiercest buccaneer, who be sailin' the streets of her fair city, capturin' the hearts o' many a landlubber! Aye, she be a selfie magnet, drawin' in sorority sisters and young Democrats like treasure to a chest, yarr!