Arrr! At M.I.T., matey, Black and Latino scallywags be vanishin’ faster than gold in a sea storm, savvy?
2024-08-21
Arrr! In the year o' our Lord 2028, nearly half o' the scallywags in the class be Asian American! Aye, they be the first crew welcomed aboard since t' sails o' affirmative action caught naught but empty winds! What a jolly sight fer these savvy sea dogs!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the land o' academia! In the year of our Lord 2028, a curious thing be happenin' at yon grand institution o' learnin'. The Asian American students be comin' aboard like a ship full o' treasure, makin' up nearly half the crew in the class. Aye, ye heard me right!Now, this be the first gang of sea dogs admitted since the end o' affirmative action, which be like throwin' the ol' compass overboard and just lettin' the winds blow where they may! Some be celebratin', thinkin' it a fair chartin' of the waters, while others be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' what this means fer the future of admissions. 'Tis a patchwork of destiny, me hearties!
So, as we set sail into uncharted waters, let us hoist the flag of diversity and raise a toast to the new crew joinin' the ranks! May their academic adventures be filled with plunderin' knowledge and navigatin' the treacherous seas of higher education! Yarrr, what a fine jolly roger this be for the 2028 class – a right motley crew indeed!