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Arrr, them Democrats be usin' the DNC to paint Trump as a scallywag with only treasure on his mind!

2024-08-21

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be makin' grand speeches and flashy tales to make Captain Trump seem small, hopin' to sail above him! Kamala and her crew be tryin' to downsize the scallywag and steer clear of his mischief. Aye, this be a jolly jest on the high seas!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the high seas of politics, where speeches and moving pictures be castin’ nets to haul in the great Donald Trump, tryin’ to make him look smaller than a squawkin’ parrot on a gnarled shoulder. Aye, none other than Kamala Harris and her band of swashbucklers be tryin’ to outshine the ol’ sea dog, seekin’ to minimize his thunderous roar and disengage from his raucous antics!

‘Tis a curious sight, I tell ye! While the wind’s a-blowin’ and the sails be unfurled, they be settin’ their sights on keepin’ the ol’ pirate at bay, hopin’ to rise above the waves of his grand bluster. With a wink and a nod, they aim to sidestep the tempest he brews, plotting their course o’er the treacherous waters of public opinion.

But lo and behold, the jesters of jest and jibe be a fickle crew! For each time they try to belittle the captain of this wild ship, they risk stirrin’ the tempest even more! So hoist the flag o’ humor, me hearties, for this battle o’ wits be entertainin’ as a barrel o’ rum on a hot day at sea!

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