Arrr! That border app for scallywags be as secure as a leaky ship—scrutinized like a parrot in a tavern!
2024-08-21
Avast, mateys! A new scroll be blabberin’ about fixin’ the CBP One treasure map for landlubbers wishin’ to set foot on the shores of the United States. Aye, it be time to swab the decks and make it easier for 'em to sail through! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of a troublesome contraption known as the CBP One app, devised for landlubbers seekin’ asylum at the southern shores! This app be under fire, ya see, for lackin’ proper vetting of the scallywags settin’ sail for the U.S.An internal report from the Department of Homeland Security, titled “CBP Did Not Thoroughly Plan for CBP One Risks,” be warnin’ that the app, designed to schedule appointments, be crashin’ more than a ship in a storm. Noncitizens be facin’ more error messages than a drunken sailor at a tavern! The report claims that while this app be cuttin’ out the nefarious smugglers, it be causin’ chaos in the process.
And lo, it gets worse! The scallywags usin’ the app suffer from language barriers and unfair chances at gettin’ appointments. Amnesty International be callin’ it a violation of their rights, sayin’ it creates a treacherous maze for those seekin’ refuge! Even conservatives be grumblin’ that it encourages too many wayward souls to seek asylum.
So, whether ye be for or against this cursed contraption, the CBP One app be makin’ waves on both sides of the immigration debate, lettin’ us know technology be a fickle friend on the high seas of asylum!