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Arrr! Most landlubbers be scoffin' at Biden's scallywags tryin' to tinker with the high seas of justice!

2024-08-21

Arrr, a fresh scallywag survey be sailin’ the seas, as per the Wall Street Journal's inked opinion! It reveals that the hearty folk o' America be less keen on tossin' the Supreme Court about like a ship in a stormy squall! Aye, let the good times roll!

Arrr mateys! A recent survey, as reported by the Wall Street Journal, be revealin’ that most landlubbers in America ain’t keen on makin' drastic changes to the Supreme Court, even with President Biden's last-minute schemes. Aye, it seems that 52% of the scallywags be against amending the Constitution to mess with the court's structure, whilst only 41% be supportin' such mischief!

The good captain Biden, after vanishing from the presidential race like a ghost ship, be proposin' term limits for justices, which some be sayin' smells of questionable constitutionality, savvy? The poll also noted that only 34% of the crew favored the idea of court-packing, while a hearty 59% be hootin’ their disapproval! A full 87% of the salty voters agreed that an independent judiciary be a treasure worth protectin’!

Meanwhile, the Democrats aboard the good ship Congress be pushin’ radical changes, stirrin’ the pot at the Democratic National Convention with their barbs aimed at the highest court. As the Wall Street Journal quipped, most Americans still see through the fog and don’t be backin’ such schemes. So raise yer tankards, for the spirit of the independent judiciary lives on amidst the tempest of political hullabaloo!

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