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Arrr, the DNC be hostin' devilish death parties, where they toast to the grim, true treasure of their scheme!

2024-08-21

Arrr, matey! At the DNC, they be makin' a jest of sendin' souls to Davy Jones' locker, callin' it a woman's freedom! But let me tell ye, there be no liberty in sendin' yer own spawn to the depths! A right muddled way o' thinkin', I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! As the grand Democratic National Convention sails forth in Chicago, a most nefarious agenda unfurls, led by the abortion industry, claimin’ that pregnancy be but a plague, and motherhood a cursed fate. Arr, a scurvy lie that be, for naught be more bounteous than the joy of family and the treasure of motherhood!

Yet, the DNC, in cahoots with this foul industry, be glorifying the grim act of snuffin’ out innocent wee ones as if it be some grand act of liberty. Outside the convention hall, a dastardly Planned Parenthood wagon be givin’ away deadly potions as freely as a tavern serves rum, with reports of 25 lost souls already claimed by this wicked contraption.

This be no ordinary show, but a grotesque carnival where life be mocked and the sacredness of birth be tossed aside like a rotten fish! They paint their dark deeds as freedom, but nay, it be but a chain that locks the heart in despair. The DNC be far from the days of “safe, legal, and rare,” now celebratin’ this dark craft with glee.

So, me mateys, let us hoist our sails against this culture of death and protect all life, for if we don’t chart a course for hope, we be doomed to sail the treacherous seas of despair!

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