The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"23 Tidbits o’ Truth 'bout Kamala Harris ye may not be knowin’, matey! Arrr, prepare to be amused!"

2024-08-22

Avast, me hearties! Beyond what ye read in the scrolls, Mistress Harris be twirlin' in ballet, hoardin' Converse kicks like treasure, and takin' wise words from her granddad, a crafty sea-diplomat! Aye, a merry mix of dance and duds, she be!

Arrr, gather ye round me hearty mateys! Lemme spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair Ms. Harris, a lass of many curiosities! Aye, beyond all them fancy headlines, this spirited wench be dancin' like a swashbucklin' ballerina. Can ye believe it? A pirate's heart can ne'er resist a good jig! She be takin' ballet lessons, leaping 'n twirlin' like a sea gull on a warm breeze!

But hold yer horses, that ain’t all! This lass be havin' a mighty fine collection of Converse sneakers, aye, them canvas boots that keep her feet comfy whilst she plunders through life! One can only imagine her trottin' about in her snazzy kicks, ready to kick up a storm or chase down a treasure! Who knew a gal could be both graceful 'n trendy from the decks of the ship to the ballrooms of high society?

And let's not forget the wise old sea dog, her grandfather! A diplomat, he be, probably settin' sail on the seas of politics, teachin' her the art of smooth talkin' and treasure trovin' in the realm of negotiations. Aye, Ms. Harris be a treasure herself, mixin' ballet, sneakers, 'n a sprinkle of diplomacy! So raise yer grog to this remarkable lass, fer she be sailin' through life with great flair! Yo ho ho!

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