The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy, matey! David Marcus be chattin' 'bout them RFK scallywags who might shake the seas o' 2024!"

2024-08-22

Arrr, matey! RFK, Jr. be soundin' the alarm 'bout Biden’s wanin’ charm and weak knees! Now he’s got the savvy to hoist the Jolly Roger on this rigged game in a manner none of them scallywag Republicans can match! Avast, let the jestin’ begin!

Ahoy there, mateys! Hear ye the ruckus in the political seas! Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., that scallywag of a presidential hopeful, be thinkin’ of hangin’ up his boots and throwin’ in his lot with the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump! But will this jolly alliance be a treasure or a tempest in the election waters? I reckon it could be a wee bit of both!

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