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Arrr! Kamalanomics be a jolly jest, dodgin’ Econ 101 like a scallywag avoidin' a kraken!

2024-08-22

Arrr, matey! Kamalanomics be tossin’ aside the basics o’ Econ 101, favorin’ the cursed folly of price controls! Aye, let the landlubber bureaucrats be decidin’ our grocery spoils—next, they’ll be settin’ the price o’ rum! A right jolly mess, that be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer the tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be settin’ sail as the likely lass to lead the Democratic crew in the 2024 presidential voyage! With no primaries to tussle over, she be enjoyin’ a smooth sea, but questions abound about her policies, like a ship lost in fog. Unlike her earlier campaigns, where she took bold stances that raised eyebrows, she now be sailin’ under the radar like a sneaky pirate in the night.

Aye, the landlubbers be curious ‘bout what this fair lass stands for! She’s just thrown a few policy bones overboard, but the meat of her vision be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss. Some o’ her ideas, like price controls on groceries, have drawn fire from even the fiercest lefty buccaneers, leavin’ us to wonder if her crew be chartin’ a course for disaster!

It be a wild notion to think the government can set prices, like tryin’ to catch a fish with bare hands! Prices be discoverin’ through the dance of buyers and sellers, not by the whimsy of bureaucrats! So, keep yer spyglass trained on this gal, for the seas of Kamalanomics be swirling with uncertainty, and we be needin’ a captain who knows how to navigate these treacherous waters!

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