The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

“Ye be hearing, matey! A Michigan sawbones caught snap’n bare-boned images in the doc's quarters and locker nooks!”

2024-08-22

Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that Dr. Oumair Aejaz be a scallywag, sneakin' his spyglass 'round the lassies and wee ones in a swimmin’ school’s changing quarters! And blow me down, he also filmed the poor souls in the hospitals! A true pirate of privacy, he be!

Arrr mateys, gather round fer a tale of a scallywag known as Dr. Oumair Aejaz! This landlubber, ye see, took to recordin’ fair maidens and wee lads in the changing quarters of a swimmin’ school, much to the chagrin of the local constabulary. It be a sight most foul, akin to a parrot that squawks too much!

But that be not all, oh nay! This knave, in his misbegotten quest for notoriety, also decided to hoist his camera in the hallowed halls of hospitals, capturin’ the innocent and the sickly in their most vulnerable of moments. Be it a raucous game of ‘spot the pirate’ or just plain ol’ nosiness, the authorities be mighty displeased, and rightly so!

Now, the good folk of the towns be wonderin’ how such a scurvy dog got his paws on a camera in the first place! I reckon he thought he was a master filmmaker, but alas, he was merely a fool with a desire for mischief. So, let this be a warning to ye all: keep yer eyes peeled, for ye never know when a rogue may try to capture yer likeness without yer permission! Yarrr!

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