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"Arrr, matey! Bernie be laughin’ with the DNC crew, playin' the jester in this grand ol' jest!"

2024-08-22

Arrr, Mr. Sanders, that grumpy old sea dog from Vermont, be puffin’ his chest with a wee bit o’ cheer ‘bout the grand voyage o’ progressives! Aye, even the stormiest ol’ barnacle can find a glimmer o’ hope in the murky waters o’ politics! Har har!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale to tell 'bout a grumpy ol' seadog named Mr. Sanders, the senator from yonder Vermont shores! Aye, this scallywag be known fer his crusty demeanor, but lo and behold, a spark o' optimism be flickerin’ in his weathered heart, like a lantern on a foggy night!

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