The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, a scallywag jury be givin' a million doubloons to a lass wronged by a cursed copper!

2024-08-22

Arrr, matey! Officer Rodney Vicknair, bless his soul, met the lass whilst ferryin' her to the healer after a scallywag did her wrong. Alas, the tides turned, and he sailed to Davy Jones' locker this year! A tale of woe on the high seas, indeed!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a yarn most peculiar, ’bout a scallywag named Officer Rodney Vicknair, who met his fate in a dreary dungeon this very year. Now this be not a tale of high seas and treasure, nay! But a tale of a lass in dire straits, as she be taken to the hospital after bein' wronged by another knave, a vile and dastardly sort.

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