A scallywag from Arizona, threatenin' to keelhaul Trump, caught in a wild chase whilst the captain visited the border! Arrr!
2024-08-22
Arrr, matey! The fine folks at the Cochise County Sheriff's Office be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital that a scallywag named Ronald Lee Syvrud, aged 66, found himself in irons fer threatenin' to send former President Trump to Davy Jones' locker! What a swashbucklin' mess, eh?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from the wild seas of Arizona, where the scallywag Ronald Lee Syvrud, a 66-year-old knave, found himself in a right pickle! This landlubber dared to threaten the life of former President Trump just as he was settin' sail for a grand campaign shindig. Aye, the Cochise County Sheriff’s Office spotted ‘im and snatched ‘im up without a rumble, right at the stroke of two-thirty!Now, this rogue be no stranger to mischief; he’s got warrants from Wisconsin fer DUI and other foul deeds! Aye, and he be listed on the sex offender registry fer unspeakable crimes! The lawmen caught wind of his dubious threats on the social seas and set after him with the fervor of a hungry shark!
But hark! As the former president strutted about, unaware of the chaos in the waters, he quipped, “I’ve got a job to do!” He laughed off the danger ‘round him, sayin’ it was all in a day’s work. The Secret Service be watchin’ closely, keepin’ one eye on the horizon, while Trump rallies on amidst the storm of threats. Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics, where danger be as common as a parrot on a shoulder!