"Arrr, the grandest oration from that scallywag Kamala Harris—prepare yer ears for a right jolly jabber!"
2024-08-23
Arrr, matey! The fair Vice President Kamala Harris, claimin' to be the savvy captain to steer all landlubbers towards a fresh sailin’, has hoisted the Democratic flag for the presidential quest! Zolan Kanno-Youngs from the New York Times be spillin' the tea on this high-seas adventure!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of one Kamala Harris, a lass who be raisin’ her sails and acceptin’ the grand nomination fer captain o’ the Democratic ship! With a heart as bold as a pirate's and a cunning mind fit fer the high seas, she be callin' fer unity among all scallywags o' America, claimin’ a “new way forward” be upon the horizon!Now, Zolan Kanno-Youngs, a scribe from the famed New York Times, be spillin’ the beans on what he be thinkin’. He be sayin’ this brave lass be a pragmatist, longin’ to weave a tapestry of togetherness among landlubbers and sea-dog alike! She be hopin’ to steer the ship through stormy waters and into calmer seas, where all can find treasure aplenty.
So hoist the Jolly Roger and let us see if this Captain Kamala can keep her crew in line and sail ‘em to victory! With her eye on the prize, she be out to prove that even in the wild waters of politics, there be a path worth chartin’. Mayhaps we’ll find ourselves singin’ shanties of triumph or wallowin’ in the brine. Only time will tell, me hearties!