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For Harris, the Senate be a launchin' pad fer mischief and makin' merry alliances, aye!

2024-08-23

Arrr, the vice captain made fine mates on the Hill for four long years, but lo! It be after she sailed to the grand White House that she be throwin’ her most mighty votes! Aye, that be the way of the high seas o' politics, savvy?

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Vice President, a crafty lass who sailed the treacherous seas of Capitol Hill for nigh on four years. Aye, she forged bonds with scallywags and buccaneers alike, makin' alliances and gatherin' her crew to navigate the stormy waters of politics. With her charm sharper than a cutlass, she charmed many a landlubber and earned their trust.

But lo and behold, after she set her compass for the White House, the tides of fortune changed! 'Twas there, in the grand halls of power, that she cast some of her most fateful votes. Aye, the lass showed her true colors! With a flick of her quill, she charted a course for change, makin’ waves that rattled the bones of the old sea dogs still clingin' to their antiquated ways.

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