The Booty Report

Arrr, matey! The ruckus at the Democrats' shindig be smaller than a mouse in a treasure chest!

2024-08-23

Arrr, matey! The Pro-Palestinian scallywags be thinkin' a mighty crew would rally 'round to sway the Democrats, but alas! A handful be gathered, yet they be takin' naught but a wee bit of the limelight, leavin' the grand stage to other salty sea dogs! Har har!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round and hear the tale of the Pro-Palestinian sea dogs who plotted a grand uprising against the Democrats, thinkin’ they’d fill the streets like a ship’s hold with treasure! These scallywags be raisin’ their flags high, callin’ for a swell turnout to make the landlubbers in power sit up and take heed, aye!

But alas! When the day of reckonin’ arrived, they found their ranks weren’t as bountiful as they’d hoped. Protesters did gather, but they be not the raucous crew they envisioned. Instead o’ stormin’ the shores, they merely tickled the Democrats’ ears like a gentle breeze on a calm sea. The grand spectacle they’d conjured in their minds turned out to be more like a tiny skiff bobbin’ on a placid pond!

So, while the good captains of their cause awaited a thunderous swell of supporters, what they got was but a whisper of a wind. The show they sought to steal ended up bein’ more of a merry jig on the deck, rather than a full-blown pirate raid! Such be the caprice of the tides, me hearties! Aye, a true lesson for all who dare to dream big on the high seas of protestin’!

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