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Arrr, matey! The US be needin' to share its magical waves, or we’ll be swimmin' with the fishies!

2024-08-23

Arrr, matey! Those magic waves be vital for keepin' our treasure safe from cannonballs! Aye, our secret spyglass and lookout systems be needin' them special bands to thwart the scallywags! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the wireless winds blow!

Arrr, matey! The US be needin' to share its magical waves, or we’ll be swimmin' with the fishies!

Ahoy, mateys! T'was in the turbulent waters o' the Iron Curtain back in the 1980s that I laid me eyes on the might of American leadership and the power o' strong alliances. Aye, I learned that our safety be tied to keepin' a sharp edge in the latest tech, not just a horde o' scallywags on the battlefield! It was our fancy gadgets that blasted our foes to Davy Jones' locker!

Now, ye see, Congress be weighin' options on who controls the vital wireless band treasure. Handin' these bands over to private buccaneers would be a blunder that could sink our national security ship! As Gen. Cotton warned, it be risky business, makin' our military tools less effective. And if we let those crafty Chinese villains like Huawei sail in, we be givin' them a leg up in the arms race o' wireless tech!

But fear not, for there be a brighter course! Dynamic spectrum sharin' allows us to share the bounty whilst keepin' our defenders armed and ready. This could fill our coffers with gold instead of plunderin’ them! Congress must hoist the sails and steer this ship right, for the safety o' our great nation and the prosperity o' our seas! Yarrr!

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