"Avast ye! A ruckus on the iron seas! A freight beast be off its tracks, leaving two scallywags bruised!"
2024-08-23
Arrr, matey! BNSF Railway, the scallywags runnin' the iron beast, along with the land-shark constables, be keepin' mum 'bout what sent the train a-tumblin' in Boulder’s dark night! Methinks a curse of Davy Jones be at play, or a wayward parrot! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of misfortune upon the iron sea! Just the other night, under the cloak of darkness, the mighty BNSF Railway, those scallywags o' the tracks, found their grand locomotive in a most unfortunate tumble, right in the heart o' Boulder!Now, ye might be wonderin', what be the cause of this train’s dance with the ground? Well, blow me down! The railway rogues and the constabulary kept their lips tighter than a ship's hold in a storm! No word on whether it be the work of a mischievous squirrel with a penchant for chaos or some wayward treasure map leadin’ them astray!
Ye see, in the world o' railways, as in the life of a pirate, things can go pear-shaped quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” But fret not, for tales o' mishaps only add to the legend of the landlubbers who dare to brave the rails! So raise a tankard to the brave crew who ride the rails, and may their journeys be filled with fair winds and steady tracks, lest they find themselves in the clutches of another unruly derailment!