Arrr, Riley Gaines and her salty crew be spillin' the beans 'bout sharin' the locker with a lass named Lia!
2024-08-23
Arrr! Riley Gaines an' a crew o' NCAA lassies be settin' sail for a Georgia Senate gathering, where they'll parley 'bout the ruckus o' fair maidens battlin' the likes o' biological scallywags in the lady's sportin' realm! Aye, what a hullabaloo it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin a yarn of fierce wenches verily brawlin’ in the waters of sport! Five All-American lasses, including the valiant Riley Gaines, be settin’ sail to testify in the land of Georgia about their clash with a chap who fancies himself a lass. Aye, it seems the state Senate be formulating a grand committee to ponder this curious matter of biological males swimmin’ alongside fair maidens in the NCAA waters.Now, this here tale spins back to the 2022 NCAA championships, where our Riley found herself in a tie with one Lia Thomas, a fella from the Penn crew now claimin’ to be a she. The lasses, includin’ other brave souls like Reka Gyorgy and Kylee Alons, shall recount their misadventures of sharin’ a locker room with this landlubber! They be challengin’ the NCAA’s decisions, claimin’ foul play against the fairer sex.
Lt. Governor Burt Jones be raisin’ the colors for equal rights on the field, vowin’ to protect the honor of women athletes. The first hearing be set for the 27th of August, and the world watches as these brave souls hoist their voices against the tide of unfairness! Yarrr!