Arrr, Harris’s matey be dodgin’ questions like a fish, while the VP be on a dry streak of 33 days, savvy?
2024-08-23
Arrr, matey! The scallywag runnin' the Vice Captain Harris' ship be dodgin' questions like a slippery eel! When’ll she be settin' sail for a press confab? Not a peep from her crew, just the wind blowin' through the sails! What a fine jest, eh?
Ahoy mateys! ’Tis a fine day for a tale from the seas of political shenanigans! The daring Vice President Kamala Harris be set sail on her presidential voyage, yet her ship be foundering in the waters of press engagements. Her campaign manager, Julie Chávez Rodríguez, be dodging questions like a crafty sea rat, hastily scuttling away when asked if the fair Kamala would hold a press conference. Aye, it’s been over a month since she proclaimed her candidacy, and not a whisper to the press has been heard!With the Democratic National Convention afoot, Fox News be a-chasing after the elusive answers, but alas, 'twas like trying to catch a fish with bare hands! Time be a-ticking, and with early voting just two weeks out, Harris remains as silent as the depths of Davy Jones' locker. Her campaign website be as barren of policy as a deserted isle, and whispers of a promised press interview float like mirages on the horizon.
Meanwhile, the swashbuckling Trump crew be calling out Harris, challenging her to face the press like a true captain of her ship! As the winds of election year fill the sails, one wonders if Harris shall ever brave the stormy seas of scrutiny. Yarrr, only time will tell!