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Arrr, them prosecutors be not likin' to hold a wee trial for Captain Trump 'bout that ruckus on the sixth!

2024-08-23

Arrr, ol' Jack Smith, the crafty counsel, be thinkin’ twice ‘bout callin’ forth a public hullabaloo to spill the beans ‘bout how the ex-captain tried to plunder the 2020 election treasure! Aye, he might keep his secrets tighter than a ship’s hold on a stormy night!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Jack Smith, the special counsel o' this landlubberly court. Word be blowin' 'round the seven seas that he be leanin' more to the starboard, avoidin' a grand spectacle in the courtroom. Aye, he be thinkin' that callin' all hands on deck for a public showin' might not be the way to hoist the sails!

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