Arrr, them prosecutors be not likin' to hold a wee trial for Captain Trump 'bout that ruckus on the sixth!
2024-08-23
Arrr, ol' Jack Smith, the crafty counsel, be thinkin’ twice ‘bout callin’ forth a public hullabaloo to spill the beans ‘bout how the ex-captain tried to plunder the 2020 election treasure! Aye, he might keep his secrets tighter than a ship’s hold on a stormy night!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Jack Smith, the special counsel o' this landlubberly court. Word be blowin' 'round the seven seas that he be leanin' more to the starboard, avoidin' a grand spectacle in the courtroom. Aye, he be thinkin' that callin' all hands on deck for a public showin' might not be the way to hoist the sails!