The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! RFK Jr. be raisin' the Jolly Roger fer Trump, castin' his own ship o' independence adrift! Har har!

2024-08-23

Arrr, Mr. Kennedy be declarin’ he’ll drop his name from the list in them battlegrounds, lest he be the pesky barnacle spoil’n the ship’s fine voyage! Aye, savvy? The scallywag be more worried 'bout splittin' the booty than claimin' it!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of one Mr. Kennedy, a scallywag who’s makin’ waves in the choppy seas of politics! Aye, this here rogue hath declared he be takin’ his name off the ballot in them battleground states. Why, ye ask? To avoid bein’ a spoiler, like a rotten fish in a fine feast!

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