"Arrr, how them Democrats wooed the swashbucklin' social media scallywags at the D.N.C. shindig!"
2024-08-23
Arrr, this week the scallywags o' the Democrats rolled out the red carpet fer the social media buccaneers, hopin' to fill the sails with a bounty o' pro-Harris chatter! A right jolly scheme, but I reckon the winds be blowin' in a different direction, matey!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Democrats and their curious caper this week! In a bid to hoist the sails of support fer their esteemed lass, Kamala Harris, they be givin' the social media scallywags a right proper V.I.P. treatment, aye! 'Twas like throwin' a grand feast fer the finest sea dogs in the land, but instead of grog and fish, they served up a veritable feast o' pro-Harris posts!The clever landlubbers be plottin' an aggressive siege on the digital seas, bombardin' the feeds of unsuspectin' land rats with all manner of flattering words and boasts about their fair captain. 'Tis a tactic worthy of the wiliest sea captain, but methinks the swells o' the internet be a fickle crew.
So hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare yer thumbs, for the Democrats be settin' course to make waves! With tweets and posts flyin' faster than a cannonball, they be hopin' to fill the treacherous waters with the wind of pro-Harris sentiments! But beware, me mateys, for the tides of social media can turn as quickly as a ship in a storm, and the crew might just be laughin’ at the folly of it all! Yarrr, let the games begin!