"Arrr! Trump’s week be like a ship in a storm—always off course, but still tryin' t’ read the map!"
2024-08-24
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be whispers from his salty crew to steer clear o’ the squalls, but former Captain Trump be sailin’ his own course, no matter the storm! He be plannin’ to run his campaign as he pleases, like a parrot with no captain to squawk at!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the former captain of the ship of state, Donald J. Trump! Aye, this scallywag be settin' sail on a campaign voyage unlike any other, heedless of the pleas from his trusty crew, the advisers. They be shoutin’ about matters of import, but he be aim’n to steer his own course, come hell or high water!