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Arrr, Lila Rose be sayin', "Kamala's crew be steerin' us to a rights shipwreck over them abortion shenanigans!"

2024-08-24

Arrr! Kamala Harris be the Dems' captain now, but 'tis a storm brewin’ for rights and free chatter! She be huntin’ down scribes like a scallywag and guardin’ the fair ladies' choice. Aye, this ship be sailin’ into troubled waters, matey!

Avast ye landlubbers! Just a mere day after Captain Biden declared he’d be walkin’ the plank from the upcoming election, our fair Vice Captain, Kamala Harris, couldn’t help but flap her gums about abortion! Aye, she spun her yarns with fancy phrases like “reproductive freedom” and “bodily autonomy,” but the scallywag’s message be naught new—she's been spoutin' this tale fer decades, claimin’ that abortion be fair game at any stage o’ the voyage!

If she be takin’ the helm, it’d spell disaster fer human rights, I say! The science—aye, it be clear as day—shows a wee human comes into existence at fertilization, with their very essence decided from the start! Harris, however, be sailing with the abortion industry, ready to cut down the most defenseless among us.

As our “abortion czar,” she seeks to unleash a storm upon them fair folk who dare protect the wee babes. In her tenure, she’d wield the mighty sword of the Department of Justice against those fightin’ for life! Harris even tried to shackle pregnancy resource centers, demandin’ they peddle abortion info against their very beliefs!

So heed me warning, mates! If this wench ascends to the throne, liberty and life as we know it may well be lost to the depths of Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr, we need a captain who’ll protect our freedoms, not one who’ll send us to the gallows for standin’ up for the little ones!

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