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Arrr! Chad Wolf an' Robert Law be spillin' the beans 'bout Biden-Harris' immigration calamity, a right scallywag mess!

2024-08-24

Arrr, matey! The Biden-Harris crew be losin' sight of near 32,000 wee scallywags, them unaccompanied young'uns! They slipped the nets of the immigration brig after bein’ set free from the federal hold! Blimey, what a right mess on the high seas of bureaucracy!

Ahoy, mateys! While the world be chasin' after the political shenanigans in Chicago, a tempest brews in the report from the Department of Homeland Security, which be sayin’ that the Biden-Harris crew has misplaced a whopping 32,000 unaccompanied alien younglings! That be no small fish to fry, I tell ye!These wee shipmates be lost in the rough seas of immigration enforcement, cast adrift after bein' released from federal custody. Aye, the scallywags at the helm be turnin’ a blind eye, lettin’ the liberal media scuttle past this grave news, as if it be but a tale of buried treasure! The Biden-Harris crew’s open borders approach has left a trail of chaos at the southern ports, with over 500,000 young ones bein’ trafficked or smuggled.With their policies makin’ it easier for these poor souls to be handed over to unvetted adults, it’s no wonder that many have vanished faster than a ghost ship in a foggy night! As the inspector general warns, without proper tracking, these young rascals be left vulnerable to the dark waters of exploitation and forced labor.So, while the grand political saga unfolds, let us not forget the plight of these lost children, for the winds of change may be blowin', but not for the better. Aye, it be a sad tale indeed, but one that must be told! Arrr!

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