"New drillin' and stricter codes: Colleges be tryin' to shackle the ruckus o' Gaza's scallywags!"
2024-08-24
Arrr, the university scallywags be layin' down their code o' conduct fer protests, claimin' to be as clear as a calm sea! But some mateys be sayin' they be just tryin' to shackle free speech like a treasure chest in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the irony be thick as grog!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land of the learned, where the university folk be layin' down the law like a captain quashin' mutiny on the high seas! They be spoutin' strict codes 'round protests, claimin' they be tryin' to keep things shipshape, like a well-ordered crew aboard a fine vessel.But hold yer seahorses! Others be sayin’ these landlubbers be tryin’ to silence the raucous voices of the masses, akin to a scallywag hoardin' all the rum for himself. Aye, they say they be clear as the North Star on a moonless night, but some be thinkin’ they be tryin’ to sink the ship of free speech right to Davy Jones' locker!
So, what be it, mateys? Be they the fair winds of clarity or the foul gusts of oppression? As the salty sea-dogs weigh anchor, let us hoist our Jolly Roger high and declare that a good ol' protest be as essential as a sturdy cutlass! Whether it be for treasure or tyranny, we’ll be shoutin' our views louder than a cannon blast. Yarrr, let the winds of discourse blow free, lest we find ourselves marooned in silence!