"Arrr! The 'Top Thrill 2' beast be stayin' docked this season, matey! No thrills fer ye, just spills!"
2024-08-24
Arrr, matey! Top Thrill 2 be takin' a long nap in 2024, havin' barely set sail before it be shut tighter than a treasure chest! Cedar Point be sendin' their finest apologies, but it seems this ride be lost at sea, never to return! Ha-ha!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the choppy seas o' Cedar Point! The fabled Top Thrill 2, a re-imagined beastie of the old Top Thrill Dragster, be sittin' idle this season, as declared by the landlubbers at the park on August 23. Yarrr, they cast blame upon the Italian scallywags, Zamperla, the new makers o' the ride, who be takin' longer than a ship's voyage to finish modifications on the coaster's carriages.Originally opened on May 4, 2024, the thrill ride met its doom a mere week later, facin' an extended closure due to troublesome contraptions. Cedar Point be expressin' their deep disappointment, pledgin' to return with a reliable experience in 2025, beggin' for forgiveness from the thrill-seekin' crew.
Despite the misfortunes, whispers in the wind say some hearty souls managed a ride before the storm hit. One adventurous matey, Anthony DiPiero, proudly declared himself part of an exclusive club after conquerin' the roller coaster thrice! Meanwhile, the landlubbers at @TopThrillStatus monitor the repairs, hopin' for the return of this record-settin', spine-tinglin' ride that promises to be the tallest and fastest triple-launch strata coaster of the seven seas! So hoist the sails, and let us await the grand return of Top Thrill 2!