"Arrr, when them Dems lose a Kennedy, they've tossed their treasure map to Davy Jones, savvy?"
2024-08-24
Arrr matey! When Trump and that scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be joinin’ forces, it be clear as the moonlit sea: It’s Trump or Davy Jones’ locker! Says old Clay Travis, savvy? So hoist the sails, it be a one-ship tide!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the sandy shores of Arizona! Just yestereve, one Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a lad sprung from the storied Kennedy clan, did stand tall and declare his backing for the fearsome Captain Donald Trump in the race for the helm of the grand United States! Can ye believe it? A scion of Camelot, turnin' his back on his kin’s legacy and givin' a hearty shove to the Democratic Party like a ship's captain castin' off the lines!This be no mere squall in the political seas; nay, it’s like a kraken brewin’ under the waves! Kennedy, once thwarted by the DNC’s cunning crew, raised the black flag of truth and accountability, shoutin’ loud for free expression! They blocked him like a barnacle-ridden hull, afraid of the truth. Aye, he saw the storm brewin' and chose to ally with Trump, casting his lot with the one who actually won a primary, rather than joinin’ the ghostly phantom of Kamala Harris—who ain’t garnered a single vote for her claim to the throne!
As we set sail into this tumultuous election season, the winds be favorable for the unlikely duo of Trump and Kennedy, while the Democrats scuttle about like frightened rats! So raise a tankard, me hearties, for the high seas of American democracy—where even a Kennedy knows it’s time to choose between the ship with a captain or a ghost in the cabin!