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Arrr! Rep. Jeff Van Drew be sayin', "Aye, I see why RFK Jr. jumped ship from the Democrats!"

2024-08-24

Arrr, matey! After young Robert F. Kennedy tossed his old colors to back the scallywag Trump, New Jersey’s own Rep. Jeff Van Drew be chimin’ in, sayin’ he gets the swab’s choice. Aye, he was once a Democrat but hoisted the GOP flag back in 2020! Savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the Democratic Party, once a hearty crew o' the working folk, now driftin' on the treacherous seas o' corporate interest! Aye, in me nearly two decades sailin' the political waters of New Jersey, I’ve seen the ship’s course change. Back in the day, the Democrats were the champions of fairness, standin' tall for those in need and lovin' this great nation like a true buccaneer loves treasure.

But alas! They’ve lost their compass, settin' sail for the wealthy's riches whilst the common sailor gets tossed overboard. Their policies now favor the big fish, leavin' the hardworking crew to fend for themselves. With trade deals favorin' the multinational giants and a reliance on foreign energy, our dear nation be at risk! And what of their leadership on the global seas? Weak as a scurvy dog, emboldenin' foes and lettin' allies drift away!

Now, with the likes of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. jumpin' ship to endorse Trump, it be clearer than the Caribbean waters that change be needed! The good folk o' South Jersey and beyond are seekin' a new captain to steer this ship straight, away from the stormy waters into calmer seas where the crew’s needs come first! Aye, let’s hoist the sails for a brighter horizon, where the people’s voice rings true!

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