Arrr! The Harris crew be haul'n in a treasure o' $82 million during the grand shindig! Avast, rich booty!
2024-08-25
Arrr, matey! In a mere four suns, the coffers be brimmin’ with gold, thanks to a mighty fine hour o’ lootin’ led by Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, the ship’s crew be countin’ a treasure o’ $540 million in just a month—what a jolly haul!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a mighty treasure hunt led by none other than Vice President Kamala Harris! In the span of four sunrises and sunsets, this clever captain has hoisted her sails high, gatherin' a bounty of doubloons far beyond what the eye can see!With the winds of fortune blowin' favorably, her crew has amassed a staggering treasure of $540 million in but a single month! Aye, ye heard me right! 'Tis a sum fit for a king o’ the high seas, or at least a well-stocked tavern. And during one of those hours, it be some of the finest fund-raisin' this swashbuckler's eyes have ever beheld! The sails were full, and the coffers did overflow!
Now, I reckon ye might be wonderin' how this fair lass managed to charm the gold from the pockets of landlubbers and scallywags alike. Perhaps she promised a grand feast of rum and sea shanties, or maybe a chance to join her crew for a jolly good adventure on the open sea! Whatever the trick, she be doin' it with style, I say! So, raise yer tankards to Vice President Harris, the true buccaneer of political treasure! Yarrr!