The Booty Report

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Arrr, me hearty! 'Tis ol' Harris, the scallywag known for pilferin' grog and swabbin' decks!

2024-08-25

Arrr, the vice captain o' this ship's tale be scrubbin' her birthplace, Berkeley, from her yarns! The good folk o' the “People’s Republic” be laughin' and noddin', sayin', “Aye, we be understandin’!” It be a merry jest on the high seas o’ politics, indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Vice President, who be a clever lass from the fair shores of Berkeley, California. Aye, she be adjustin’ her tale as if it were a ship's sail caught in a fickle breeze! Now, it seems she’s taken to erasin’ her hometown from the grand scrolls of her campaign biography, like a scallywag swabbin' the deck clean of stains.

The fine folk of Berkeley, known to some as “the People's Republic,” be scratchin' their heads and chucklin', sayin', "Aye, we get it!" They know that in the cutthroat waters of politics, ye must sometimes toss overboard the baggage that don’t serve ye. But fear not, they still wear their Berkeley pride like a jolly roger, even if the lass be sailin’ under a different banner now!

So, here’s to the Vice President, who be navigatin’ the treacherous seas of political history with the skill of a seasoned captain, even if it means forgettin' the port from whence she came. The residents be smilin’, shakin’ their heads in good humor, whilst knowin' that every pirate has their past, but sometimes it be best left adrift on the waves of time!

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