Arrr! RFK Jr. and Musk be squawkin’ 'bout Telegram’s captain caught in France—‘tis a red line crossed, matey!
2024-08-25
Arrr, matey! RFK Jr. and that scallywag Elon Musk be shoutin' on the social seas 'bout the capture of Telegram's captain, Pavel Durov! They be rallyin' for the winds of free speech to fill their sails! A jolly hullabaloo, indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Telegram captain, Pavel Durov, who found himself in a spot of bother in the land of France, arrested like a scallywag under the eye of the law! It be whispered that the French are none too pleased with his messaging ship, claimin' it be a harbor fer ne'er-do-wells due to a lack of moderatin'.Our matey RFK Jr. and the grand Elon Musk be shoutin' from the crow's nest, callin' for the protection of free speech as if it were a chest of gold doubloons! Musk be tweetin' "#FreePavel," raisin' the banners high, while others, like Chris Pavlovski, be warnin' that this be a treacherous tide against freedom itself.
But not all be sympathizin’—even Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner, be celebratin’ the arrest, claimin' that Telegram be riddled with impostors and scams, like rats aboard a sinking ship! It seems the seas of social media be turnin’ stormy, with whispers that if they be catchin’ Durov, Musk might be next on the plank!
So, me mateys, keep yer ears open and yer cutlasses ready, for the tides of free speech be a-changin’, and who knows what mischief the bureaucrats will brew next!