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Arrr! On Big Island, Hurricane Hone be spillin' buckets o' rain, but no ships be sunk, savvy?

2024-08-25

Arrr, me hearties! Over 20,000 scallywags be sittin' in the dark by Sunday’s end, but fear not! The winds and waters be less fierce than a sea turtle’s yawn! Aye, the storm be more of a gentle tickle than a mighty tempest!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of tempestuous seas an’ wayward skies! By the time the sun dipped low on Sunday, over 20,000 landlubbers found themselves in the dark, but fret not, fer the winds be not howlin’ like a banshee, nor the floods risin’ like a scallywag’s spirits after a barrel o’ rum!

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