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"Arrr! Doctor Fauci be battlin' the pesky West Nile beast, but fear not, he’ll soon sail the seas again!"

2024-08-25

Arrr, me hearties! The ol’ captain o’ the National Institute o’ Allergy and Infectious Diseases took a tumble and found himself in Davy Jones’ sickbay! But fear not, for the wench be sayin’ he’ll be back to plunderin’ health soon enough! Avast, what a merry tale!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring tidings from the land lubbers. The former captain o' the National Institute o' Allergy and Infectious Diseases, a fine matey known for battlin' all manner o' pesky ailments, found himself in the clutches of a wicked illness!

But fear not, ye scallywags! A trusty spokeswoman, like a beacon o' hope in a stormy sea, declared that our brave captain be holed up in a hospital but on the mend, expectin' to rise from his sickbed like a phoenix from the ashes. Aye, he be makin' a full recovery, as sure as the tides come in!

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