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Ahoy, ye scallywags! A missive from Tammy Bruce to the Kennedys, who’ve tossed ol' RFK Jr. overboard! Arrr!

2024-08-25

Arrr, matey! Tammy Bruce be penning a jolly scoldin' missive to Kerry Kennedy, who be takin' a whack at her own kin for listenin’ to his own heart. Aye, it takes some mighty fine gall, seein’ as the Kennedys be swimmin' in troubles like fish in the sea!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus in the Kennedy clan! On a fine day, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. declared he'd be suspendin' his campaign for captain of the ship of state, and instead, he threw his lot in with ol' Donald Trump! Blimey! Ye’d expect the seas to boil with outrage, but nay, ‘twas his own kin that hoisted the black flag!

His sister, Kerry, and her fleet of siblings unleashed a cannonade of public scorn upon him, accusin' him of betrayin' the sacred values of their legendary father! Aye, the very family that sailed through scandal and misdeeds now chastises Bobby for followin' his heart, as if they be the purest souls on the high seas!

In a letter that could make even Davy Jones shed a tear, a bold soul dared to call out these double standards. They pointed out how the Kennedys have weathered many a storm of scandal, yet when one of their crew tries to steer a course for better waters, they abandon ship!

So here's the jest, mateys: While the rest of the crew be fretin' over their daily bread, Bobby's found a camaraderie with Trump, ready to fight against the storms of despair! Avast, we shall not go gentle into that dark night, for we be pirates at heart, fightin' for a brighter horizon!

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