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Arrr! Biden be sailin' from one isle to another, blabbin’ 'bout peace whilst the Middle East be ready to blow!

2024-08-26

Arrr, it be said that Captain Biden's been off frolickin' on the high seas while the tempest in the Middle East be brewin' like a pot o' stew! And lo, his mateys be grumblin' like scurvy dogs about it! Avast, might he not steer the ship a bit better?

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of President Biden, a captain who be claimin’ to end the stormy seas o' Gaza, yet chooses to sail from one sunny shore to another! Yarr, his top goal—like a treasure map drawn in the sand—be to find peace, but alas, he’s more akin to a landlubber loungin' in his hammock!

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