Arrr, matey! Harris be the last scallywag left, and now his tale be sparklin' like a treasure on the anniversary o' doom!
2024-08-26
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber conservatives be celebratin' three years since the tragic boom that sent 13 brave souls to Davy Jones’ locker, diggin' up the Vice President’s jests like buried treasure! Aye, what a fine way to honor the fallen, eh?
Ahoy mateys! It be the third anniversary o' that fateful day when the blasted Abbey Gate met its doom, takin' with it 13 brave souls from the land of the free! Arrr, 'twas a dark hour in the Biden crew's retreat from Afghanistan, and now the scallywags be dustin' off some old words from Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, she claimed to be the last lass in the parley room when the decision was made, and now she be wearin' that like a parrot on her shoulder!On that grim day, the foul terrorists of the Islamic State struck at Hamid Karzai Airport, leavin' a bloody wake. Just months prior, when asked if she were the last soul in the room, Harris puffed up her chest and said, "I do." Well now, the sea of conservatism be takin' to the waves, chasin' her with a chorus of disapproval. Fellow shipmates like House Speaker Mike Johnson and the colorful crew o' Trump supporters be callin' her out, sayin' she ain't shown a lick of regret since that dreadful day.
As the tides turn and the anniversary rolls in, Trump himself laid a wreath to honor the fallen, while the good Vice President be nowhere to be seen, perhaps hidin' under a rock or loungin' on a beach! So raise a tankard for remembrance, and let’s not forget the lessons learned, lest we find ourselves in stormy seas once more!