Arrr, matey! David Marcus be spillin' the beans 'bout Trump an' Harris after a month o' sailin' 'round the States!
2024-08-26
Arrr, mateys! I've been sailin' the vast seas of this fair land fer a month now, chin-waggin' with scallywags and landlubbers alike! I've got five treasures o' wisdom to be sharin' with ye. Hoist the sails and lend me yer ears, it'll be a jolly good time!
Ahoy there, mateys! For over a moon now, I’ve been sailin' the vast seas of this fair land, seekin’ the hearts and minds of the voters, not just for the grand election, but for the state of our noble democracy. Aye, the winds be blowin' wild! In this time, the notorious former cap’n, Donald Trump, got himself shot, while President Biden be slippin' away like a ghost, and Kamala Harris? She’s turned the race into a game of hide-and-seek, answerin' naught!It be a chaotic voyage, but five treasures of knowledge shine bright. For those loyal to their ships, the notion of undecided voters be as strange as a one-legged sea dog! Most have made their choice and stand firm, but there be some landlubbers still dancin' on the fence. They want a reason to raise their sails, not just to fight against the tide.
Media be playin’ its part in this mischief, spreadin' tales quicker than a cannonball! Yet, even the Democrats see through the fog, rallyin' behind Harris as they cast away doubts about Biden. In truth, while the bards of social media sing songs of discord, I find that good folk still chat civilly over the ale, not battlin' like scallywags. So, I’ll continue my quest, and share me findings with all ye landlubbers!