The Booty Report

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Arrr, Disney be tryin' to shush a mournin' matey, but ‘tis true—some tidings be rougher than a stormy sea!

2024-08-26

Arrr, the Disney scallywags be findin’ their fine name shrunk to a wee size! Their lawyers spun a tale so daft it made a parrot blush, and they had to toss it overboard, lest they drown in their own nonsense! Har har!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the mighty Disney, which found itself caught in a tempest of legal squalls! A scallywag named Jeffrey Piccolo be takin’ them to court, claimin’ his beloved wife met her doom after a nasty allergic reaction at a Disney Springs tavern. A tragic tale indeed!

But hold yer horses! Disney, in a fit o’ madness, tried to shoo the whole matter into arbitration, claimin’ that the fine print from their Disney+ subscription was a magical shield against courtroom battles. What folly! The public roared like a cannon blast, and the mighty mouse quickly retreated, lettin’ the case sail into the court instead.

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