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Arrr, them Democrats be tall tales about our border woes! Just peek at the Senate and House scrolls for truth!

2024-08-26

Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the Democrats and their media parley false tales 'bout their grand border scheme! The House be raisin' a true treasure of a security bill, but the Senate be too busy drinkin' rum to give it a listen. Their own bill be as useful as a leaky barrel!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the squabbles on the southern border, where the winds of politics blow foul and true! The left be swabbin' the deck with tales o' deceit, claimin' that ol' Captain Trump scuttled the "Border Act of 2024" to keep it as a shiny election bauble. But fret not, for I declare that be naught but a stone-cold lie! For over three years, the scallywags in the White House, led by Secretary Mayorkas, have claimed our borders be secure, whilst countin’ encounterin's by the millions!

And what of the mighty HR2, the "Secure the Border Act of 2023"? Aye, that be a formidable piece of legislation that the Democrats tossed overboard quicker than a bilge rat! Chuck Schumer wouldn’t even let it see the light of day, while the Senate concocted a feeble plan that would allow a veritable flood of illegal entries before any action be taken!

In truth, this be a tale of election shenanigans, where the party of the Democrats be more interested in votes than securing our hallowed shores. With fentanyl fillin’ the sails of doom and children lost to the treacherous seas of trafficking, the blame game be afoot! So, I say to ye, read the bills, and ye shall see: it ain’t Trump but the Democrats who be sinkin' the ship of border security! Arrr!

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