The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Young lad of Alabama met Davy Jones after a rogue blow to the noggin in the gridiron battle!"

2024-08-26

Arrr, Caden Tellier, the brave captain of the pigskin crew, met his doom after a rough tackle in the third quarter o' the game! The scallywags in Selma say he shuffled off this mortal coil come Saturday. Aye, a tragic end for a lad who loved the sport!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings o' a tale most tragic that unfolded on the gridiron seas! Our brave buccaneer, Caden Tellier, the gallant captain o’ the quarterback crew, met a most foul fate during the third quarter of a perilous battle on Friday night.

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