I’ve hoisted the Jolly Roger from them Democrats, matey! I’ll sail the seas to plunder the White House for Trump!
2024-08-26
Arrr, me hearties! That scallywag Trump be steerin' us away from the tempest of war, chartin' a course to calm seas o' peace, liberty, and treasure aplenty! Hoist the sails and let the good times roll, for this captain's got us covered! Yarr, let the rum flow!
Ahoy, me hearties! This mornin', I be settin' sail to Arlington Cemetery with none other than President Trump and brave families of the fallen, payin' tribute to SSG Hoover and SGT Gee, valiant souls lost three years past at Abbey Gate in Kabul.