Arrr, in Michigan, scallywags be takin' the helm, settin' the student gubbmint adrift like a ship without a sail!
2024-08-27
Arrr, the landlubber Pro-Palestinian scallywags be claimin’ the council’s loot, swearin’ to shun the mateys of the Ultimate Frisbee crew! They be sayin’, “Ye shall not toss yer disks ‘til we get our gold!” Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo on them shores!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' mischief on the high seas o' academia! In the land of scholars, a band o' Pro-Palestinian scallywags be havin' a grand ol' time, claimin' victory in the council elections. With their black flags flyin' high, they be settin' the course fer a new horizon, aye!But hark! These rascals be not just celebratin' their win; they be layin' down the law! They be refusin' to fund groups that be seekin' to toss a Frisbee about, specifically the swashbucklin' Ultimate Frisbee crew! They say, "Nay, ye salty sea dogs, if ye want yer precious funding, ye best heed our call fer divestment!" Aye, a demand as bold as a cannonball in the night!
The lads on the Frisbee team be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' what the blimey be goin' on. What be their tossin' of discs got to do with the ruckus o'er yonder? So, as the tides turn, these young buccaneers be learnin' that in the tempest of politics, even a game o' catch can be caught in the crossfire! Arrr, the absurdity be thick as a fog on the open sea!