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Arrr, for 37 sunrises, the lass Harris be tighter than a crab's backside about her policies!

2024-08-27

Arrr, matey! Since the fair lass Kamala Harris took the helm as the likely matey o' the Democratic ship, she be havin' as many press conferences as a ghost on the high seas—none to be found! Blimey, ye’d think she be hidin’ from a kraken!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the curious case of Vice President Kamala Harris, who, for nigh five weeks, has been as quiet as a treasure chest in Davy Jones' locker! Since she took the helm as the Democrats' presidential nominee, this lass has avoided the press like a scallywag dodges the gallows.

Though she proclaimed her acceptance at the grand Democratic National Convention, she's been busier than a one-legged pirate on a dance floor, yet she's shunned the tough queries that send shivers down the spine! Speculation's afloat about when she'll break her media silence, with the good folk wonderin' where she stands on matters like fracking and border security.

Some say her lack of interviews be a grand strategy; others reckon it's fear of a verbal shipwreck! While her rival, the former captain Trump, sails the seas of media with ease, Harris has evaded the tough questions like a ghost ship in the fog. The Wall Street Journal even called her speech at the convention a fine display of empty promises, lacking any real treasure of substance!

So, as the sands of time trickle down, the question remains: will Harris emerge from her hidey-hole, or will she stay a phantom of the political seas? Only time will tell, but for now, this pirate's got his eye peeled for more dramatic turns on the high seas of politics!

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