Arrr, Kamala be the wiliest lefty on the high seas of politics since the great war ended, matey!
2024-08-27
Arrr, 'tis no contest, matey! The independents and the moderate scallywags from both crews be settin’ their sails for Captain Trump! Aye, they be jumpin’ ship in droves, like fish to a baited hook! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Vice President Kamala Harris be givin' a speech last week, but ye'd be hard-pressed to find any meat on those bones, savvy? She spoke o' nothin' but her fanciful schemes, like givin' away $25,000 to greenhorn home buyers, yet skipped over her 2019 plans to toss out employer-provided health care like a rotten fish! Aye, Senator Tom Cotton be pointin' out that she hasn't said a peep 'bout her past promises, leavin' us all wonderin' what she truly believes in the murky waters of health care policy.As Harris be sailin' on as the Democratic nominee for 36 days without takin' on any real questions, her acceptance speech was a dance of Republican parrot-squawks—opportunity society, arrr! She prattled on while her record be hidin' in the shadows like a scallywag. The lass once vowed to close detention centers faster than ye can say "Shiver me timbers!" but now finds herself in a tight spot with a flood o' uninvited migrants comin’ ashore since Biden sent her to tame the border chaos.
It be clear she's no treasure in the electoral seas; her only victory be in the deepest blue waters of California! With her infamous laugh and ramblin’ ways, only time will tell if she'll survive the debate with ol' Trump. Meanwhile, the legacy media be givin' her a free pass, like a ship sailing without a crew, while they keep the spotlight on every misstep of her opponents.