Arrr! Trump be scoopin' up RFK Jr. and Tulsi for his crew, like a captain plunderin' treasure!
2024-08-27
Avast, me hearties! Mr. Kennedy and Ms. Gabbard, them progressin’ Democrats o’ yore, be settin' sail with the former captain's lads and the fine Senator Vance, his trusty first mate, in a jolly crew o’ honorary co-chairs! Raise the flag, it be a merry ship indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale as twisty as the high seas! It be about two scallywags, Mr. Kennedy and Ms. Gabbard, who once sailed the stormy waters of the Democratic ship, all progressive-like. Aye, they be bold in their quest for justice and fair winds, but lo and behold, the tides have turned!With a hearty laugh and a wink, these two fine mates be joinin’ forces with the former captain’s sons—aye, those rascally lads—and the dashing Senator JD Vance, who be the running mate in this grand adventure! Together, they be takin’ on the role of honorary co-chairs, raisin’ the Jolly Roger for a new cause!
Now, ye might be wonderin’, what be the treasure they seek? Aye, it’s a merry mix of old alliances and new alliances, a crew as motley as a parrot's feathers! So, let the seas be watchin’, for this crew be set to sail into uncharted waters, with a belly full o' rum and a song in their hearts! Be it mischief or mirth, only the winds shall tell! Yo ho ho, and a bottle of laughter, me mateys!