The Booty Report

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Harris and Trump be shakin’ hands on taxes fer foreign booty, arrr! Who knew they’d be mates on this voyage?

2024-08-27

Arrr, both scallywags of the Democratic and Republican fleets be hoisting their colors for tariffs, aye! But shiver me timbers, their treasure maps be drawn in vastly different measures—one's a mighty galleon, the other's but a wee dinghy!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics, where the Democrats and Republicans be battlin' over the treasure of tariffs! Aye, they both be raisin' their flags in favor o' such duties, but blimey, their maps to the booty be drawn differin'!

The Democrats, them scallywags, be callin' fer a grand fleet o' tariffs, a whole armada to shake a peg leg at! They be thinkin' they can protect our shores and fill our coffers with gold doubloons by raisin' anchor on foreign goods. Aye, their sails be full of wind for makin' the rich pay their fair share, so they say!

But lo and behold, the Republicans be takin' a different tack! They be ragin' about tariffs too, but their treasure map takes 'em to a smaller chest. Aye, they be more about keepin' the winds favorable for the merchants, makin' sure the seas be calm for their trade ships. They fear that too many tariffs might sink their precious economy like a ship full o’ rum in a storm!

So there ye have it, me hearties! Two crews sailin' the same waters, but with differing undercurrents. Who'll claim the treasure o' tariffs in the end? Only Davy Jones knows! Arrr!

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